Dear Tina Fey,
I love you as much as any other male with an IQ over 12 does, so it pains me to write this letter. Can you keep your sex starved, b00b loving, nerdo fans from my site? Many months ago, I wrote an article lamenting the fact that you were leaving Saturday Night Live. Over a year later my site is dominated by fans searching for articles on your cunning and intelligence. How can I tell? By reading my search statistics where today the top terms were as follows:
- Tina Fey
- Tina pic
- jcpenney commercial song (just to show this is accurate)
- Tina Fey Bust
At first I was thrilled to have so much traffic (so much traffic for me is 30 or so people a day – a burden I bear). Today for instance your page was the most popular page on my site as it has been for well over a month. Yes I know you’re hot, but what about my intelligent article on Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton? Or my article on modern music choices? It’s as if you aren’t satisfied to be an all knowing all powerful, female media mogul/actress/sexpot/genius; no, you must have my website too! Please allow me to have my forum – I don’t have movies and TV shows like you do. I don’t grace the covers of magazines. This is my voice.
I hope you can see my point of view and simply back off.
BTW – 30 Rock appears on Thursdays @ 8:30 on NBC