A Rubber Door

I can only wait for R. Kelly to get a hold of this story. I challenge someone to comment with a crazier story than this.
A 35 year-old Wichita, Kansas woman had to pried off of her toilet after spending two years in the bathroom. Here’s the AP story:
ROXANA HEGEMAN
The Associated Press
WICHITA, Kan. - [...]

So a man breaks into a woman’s home in what was thought to be an attempted burglary.  He attacks her with a claw hammer but she fights him off and kills him.
Turns out that her estranged husband hired this “hitman” to kill her.  I have to think that this man is a disgrace to hitmen [...]

Dick in your mouthOriginally uploaded by speener.
Went to the Phillies game a few weeks ago and had to take a picture of this guys tattoo. Yes - it reads “Dick in Your Mouth”. Someone tells me what that means
(BTW - he was a Diamondback fan)

I think that we’ve all been there with someone, but Darren Sherman kind of takes the cake. This guy goes on a date with Joanne and when she doesn’t return his emails, threatens to sue and call her lawyer in order to force her to pay half their dinner bill. Nice. The [...]

I have to thank Sarah for forwarding this one.
I’ll admit that I am the most accessorized iPod owner. From my iPod capable car stereo, to my iPod boombox - but the Ohmibod might take the cake:

I’m not going to comment but to say - it vibrates to the music. The site is [...]

This would be funny if it weren’t sad…scratch that, it’s still funny. What country would allow Michael Jackson to have more kids? How bad off does a child have to be to sent to MJ to improve their situation?  The following is from Salon…
Michael Jackson’s creepy adoption plot? Michael Jackson reportedly attempted to [...]

I don’t know if everyone has heard the story of Vincent Ferrari, but he tried to cancel his AOL account. The video details what happened next.Why anyone has AOL at this point is beyond me. Isn’t having AOL akin to walking around with one of those old school bag phones?
Their customer service blows. [...]

How awesome is this picture? Maybe this is the first sign of the Duck Rebellion I’ve been talking about for years.
You know some UFO geeks are absolutely freaking about this one. The x-ray is up for sale on ebay, I couldn’t find the auction it, but did find this one.
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