A Rubber Door

My favorite part of Snakes on a Plane: there’s a scene where Samuel L.  starts his “we all have to get together” speech - you know the kind - rah, rah - Knute Rocke type of thing, at which point I turn to Kristen and say “here comes the shark!”  Kristen calmly says “wrong movie [...]

(All the good titles are gone - Snakes on a Blog, taken. Twists on the title are so April.)
Kristen and I saw the much hyped Snakes on a Plane Saturday night. Expecting huge crowds, we stopped by the theater early to grab tickets, so imagine my surprise when we arrive and the show is [...]