A Rubber Door

I see how Paris Hilton’s life and recent prison stay has provided her with perspective and wisdom that she wishes to pass onto a daughter one day. “When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her,” said Hilton.
I’m kind of wondering what advice Paris might have to [...]

If you need a good laugh today and you haven’t seen this video of George Bush dancing at the Malaria day awareness event at the White House yesterday, do yourself a favor and watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLYyMJ6XY6U

Over at Church of the Big Sky, Merujo wrote a rather funny article about some boob slippage she came across at the local CVS. I started to respond to say that all boob slippages are welcome events - but then rethought that postition. It reminded me of an article my friend Ryan wrote [...]

You have to be able to laugh at yourself.
Yesterday I was in a conference call in a co-worker’s office.  Just me and him.  About an hour into the call it happened - I farted.  Passed gas if you like that better.  I had been holding it in the entire hour and finally at the 59 [...]

From geeky hot Janeane Garofalo:
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”

Good way to start the week. Here’s a funny response to SNL’s Dick in a Box video. Done by a woman here in Philly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xElIik0Ys0

It looks like Fox News is taking the term playing for the other team and using it in a different light when it comes to Mark Foley.  It seems that they’ve been accidentally labelling Foley as a democrat.

Obviously this was a mistake plain and simple. Republicans should be credited for their work tracking down Osama [...]

Thanks Ryan for sending this one - perfect for a Monday morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA58oqQaMSI