Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

If this didn’t happen in our house on a daily basis, it wouldn’t be so funny.

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

The Onion

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.

South Park Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel song

I love this song. Seems like my favorite Christmas songs are anti-Christmas songs.

Shop online PSA

Or as Grace called it: Shopping in Philly

Everyday Normal Guy

My Sexual Performance is ah-average

Star Wars Trumpet Solo – Stacy Ledger Interview

Merujo said there was an interview with Stacy Ledger, the woman from the Star Wars solo that’s a YouTube sensation. I tracked it down, and here it is. She’s got a good sense of humor about it. Having grown up in the 80′s myself, you need to have a good sense of humor about yourself.

Interview with Stacy Ledger

Cat wake-up call

Thanks to my friend Jen M. for sending this to me. Thank god our cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom:

Star Wars Trumpet Solo

Thanks to Kristen and Preston and Steve for this.

I don’t even know how to respond except for oh my god.