Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

If this didn’t happen in our house on a daily basis, it wouldn’t be so funny.

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

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Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.