Assaulted by Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

glenn_beck_time Today I couldn’t avoid the right-wing assholes. The Phillies happen to be on the same radio station as Limbaugh, so when I got in  my car this morning who else but Limbaugh blaring his fascist drivel; quick switch to the iPod. Then when I returned home, I checked the mail and who’s on the front of Time but Glenn Beck.

Quick use of a Sharpie saved the day. Much improved, don’t you think?

  • http://www.cynicsgirl.blogspot.com Cyn

    It’s a masterpiece!
    .-= Cyn´s last blog ..After A Long Hiatus =-.

  • Spencer

    It’s already been updated – he now has an a couple Obama tattoos and earrings. I haven’t even opened the magazine and I’ve spent more time with this issue than I spend with most.

  • http://fortyninepercenter.blogspot.com/ joey

    What a douche…

  • WHAM

    what a RACIST you are -

  • Spencer

    @WHAM You got me – I’m a known bigot when it comes to douches and jerkoffs.

  • WHAM

    what a RACIST you are -

  • Frank

    Glenn Becks is awsome, I love how he takes it to the Dems

  • Darlene

    Glenn Beck is a sincere patriot whose values are based on the Constitution and the Bible. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that! I appreciate the fact that he has researchers who find out the truth about our political leaders and what is going on in our government. You are entitled to your view, but if you seek the truth in an unbiased manner you will find yourself agreeing with Glenn. No one should be deprived of the simple act of taking their family to the movies. You don't see people who are "right-wingers" mobbing "left-wingers" with hate filled speech. Beck gives his opinion to those who choose to listen. Again, there's nothing wrong with that! I applaud his courage and his message to our country.

    • speener

      HA HA HA HA. This is funnier than most Onion articles.

  • speener

    I get so much humor from people like Darlene. It's like my own little Onion article going on in my comments thread.

    BTW – Here's something Beck said:

    "Hang on, let me just tell you what I’m thinking. I’m thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I’m wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out — is this wrong?"

    How is that not hateful?

  • Limey Bastard

    Darlene. Will you marry me?

    • speener

      Don't listen to him Darlene – he's just another commie pinko bastard. Actually – that should be his name – not Limey Bastard. He's probably on his way to go mob some republicans as we speak.

      Bastard.

  • Bill

    Beck feasts on gullible easily traumatized vulnerable people. He's like a multiple vehicle accident with possible fatalities. People are drawn to him like buzzards on roadkill. The stronger the stench (issue) the more turkeys he attracts. Bottom line is RATINGS which equals money. Proof… He wants 15.00 a month for GODBTV. You couldn't pay me to watch " Mr. Gloom n Doom "

  • dan

    A phillies fan? That explains it.

  • 1776redux

    What kind of Facsist would deface Beck's picture? A Liberal Facsist of course.