Many years ago I walked into a bar to buy beer for a gathering; I needed four six-packs and it was the best place to go. Well I asked the bartender for my beers she said she could only sell me two six-packs, but that if I took those two to my car, I could come back and buy another two. That is the silliness of liquor laws here in Pennsylvania. You buy your six-packs in bars, your cases at beer distributors (that until a couple of years ago were closed on Sundays), and your wine and spirits at state owned wine and spirit stores (also until recently closed on Sundays). So it was great pleasure to read that Pennsylvania is considering making those beer laws a little more consumer friendly by allowing distributors to sell smaller than a case of beer. For some reason this is controversial.
Small beer brewers are saying that they can’t afford to retool to sell smaller than a case of beer. (Really?) They think this change only benefits the big brewers. Bullshit. Do you know how many times I’ve refrained from buying a beer because I hadn’t tasted it, and didn’t want to get stuck with beers I didn’t like (that Blue Moon Honey Moon Summer Ale sounded like a good idea at the time). I would love to walk into a distributor and buy 3 or 4 six-packs of different beers (actually I’d prefer to walk in to the supermarket for this, but that’s a fight for another day). This is a change that will benefit the consumer immediately and beer distributors in the long run. And honestly - I’m not about to give up my Paulaner Hefeweizen for a six of Bud.
Just like the bar owners who were small-minded and short-sighted about banning cigarette smoking in Philadelphia, these brewers can only see the risk of losing sales as opposed to the potential of finding new customers.
I also take issue with the belief that the state is there to help these smaller businesses at the expense of consumers and common sense. The state does bear some responsibility in fostering an atmosphere that supports small business, but it should be through laws that are fair.
So with all this I’ll be calling my congressman to express my support for this change (I’ve called him for other reasons - so I won’t feel guilty about calling him about a beer law). Hopefully in a few months Pennsylvania will join bastions of liberality such as North Carolina and Tennessee in allowing their citizens a more liberal beer law.
Cheers.
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Tony
March 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Piermani’s on East 2nd is open from 12:00-5:00 on Sundays. It’s the greatest thing to happen in Conshohocken since the Matsonford Bridge was opened.
joey
March 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Good one.
I won’t even go into a bar because of the smokers.
I don’t live in the city. So, I would have to go into the city just to have a beer without getting soaked in smoke smell.
In the suburbs, you are getting second-hand smoke. So, you have to just deal with it. The beer laws are completely foolish.
grace
March 7th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I used to bartend, and learning the laws around beer sales in PA practically takes a doctorate. The whole “go outside and come back in between six packs” was always hilarious to me. But it was the loophole to a silly law that annoyed the bars and the customers.
Spencer
March 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Grace - Yeah - apparently the beer is supposed to be in a bag (wasteful and unnecessary since six-packs are already portable).
Joey - Conshy has two bars that are smoke-free now - Lucky Dog (Grace doesn’t like it, but what does she know?) and Guppies. They weren’t my favorite bars, but now are simply because they’re smoke free.
Tony - All beer distributors in PA should be open on Sundays now (apparently it was never a law that they couldn’t, just a practice). Piermani’s is better than the other place in Conshy, but I miss the old drive through that used to be on Matsonford Road.
grace
March 7th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I wonder why beer has to be in a bag. Will it blind the eyes of young children? Taunt the appetites of alcoholics? Shame the consumer in whose hands it sits? Cause the removal of clothing, the pulling of hair and the gnashing of teeth?
Merujo
March 9th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
All the strange laws about booze out in ye olde original colonies have always struck me as bizarre and archaic. Growing up in Illinois, I assumed it was the norm coast-to-coast that you could do your grocery shopping, get a prescription, and all the booze you could carry in a single store. Ahhh, the freedom of the Midwest! ;)
Spencer
March 9th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
When we go to North Carolina every year - it’s one of the most enjoyable things; going to the supermarket and just buying whatever six-packs you want to try. And that’s North Carolina.