Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

13Feb2008 Filed under: Cats, humor Author: Spencer

If this didn’t happen in our house on a daily basis, it wouldn’t be so funny.

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.

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2 Responses to “Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag”

suze
February 13th, 2008 at 7:33 pm

LOL - it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true. Just substitute the names Mellen and Winston for Boswell and Johnston and you’d have the story of our cats…
Spencer
February 13th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

Well I’m pretty sure that there are two cats named Mulder and Cordy that this story is really about.

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