Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

If this didn’t happen in our house on a daily basis, it wouldn’t be so funny.

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

The Onion

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag

MAPLEWOOD, MO—"It is beginning to appear that any long-term solution may have to involve deployment of the disciplinary squirt bottle," said one U.N. investigator.

  • http://stillbaking.ca/blog suze

    LOL – it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true. Just substitute the names Mellen and Winston for Boswell and Johnston and you’d have the story of our cats…

  • Spencer

    Well I’m pretty sure that there are two cats named Mulder and Cordy that this story is really about.