Comments on: To the ass clown in the jetta behind me http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/ music, politics, sports, etcetera Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:55:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Joe Cotellese http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23602 Joe Cotellese Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:28:05 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23602 Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I'm not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head. Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I’m not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head.

]]> By: radiocynic http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23589 radiocynic Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:38:03 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23589 (Admitting my age here,) my first car was a '73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline. If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me. Useful while it lasted. (Admitting my age here,) my first car was a ’73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline. If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me. Useful while it lasted.

]]> By: Spencer http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23588 Spencer Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:23:27 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23588 Yesterday I came up with the best idea - a fart machine that you could attach to the back of your car and activate when you someone was tailing you. Think about how you feel when you're driving behind a garbage truck. Yesterday I came up with the best idea – a fart machine that you could attach to the back of your car and activate when you someone was tailing you. Think about how you feel when you’re driving behind a garbage truck.

]]> By: howard http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23587 howard Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:14:15 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23587 I've always hoped for a way to activate the brake lights (<em>without</em> braking) to scare the living daylights out of tailgaters I’ve always hoped for a way to activate the brake lights (without braking) to scare the living daylights out of tailgaters

]]> By: Dr Zibbs http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23586 Dr Zibbs Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:14:50 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23586 I find that having a bag of garbage to toss out the window is always helpful. But I'm urging you - please be safe. Do not take your hands off of the wheel until your knees are safely in place to handle steering. I find that having a bag of garbage to toss out the window is always helpful. But I’m urging you – please be safe. Do not take your hands off of the wheel until your knees are safely in place to handle steering.

]]> By: Spencer http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23582 Spencer Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:24:25 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23582 Just to be clear - I wrote this from the safety of my desk. Just to be clear – I wrote this from the safety of my desk.

]]> By: Joe Cotellese http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23581 Joe Cotellese Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:48:27 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23581 I just hope you weren't writing this while driving 85 in the left lane! I just hope you weren’t writing this while driving 85 in the left lane!

]]> By: Merujo http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/comment-page-1/#comment-23580 Merujo Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:36 +0000 http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23580 I'm so glad I'm not the only person who uses a blog to communicate with the schmucktards on the road. So many dorks behind wheels, so little time... I’m so glad I’m not the only person who uses a blog to communicate with the schmucktards on the road.

So many dorks behind wheels, so little time…

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