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	<title>Comments on: To the ass clown in the jetta behind me</title>
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		<title>By: Joe Cotellese</title>
		<link>http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23602</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe Cotellese</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I'm not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23602','Joe Cotellese'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23602','Joe Cotellese','Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I\'m not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I&#8217;m not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head.
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23602','Joe Cotellese'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23602','Joe Cotellese','Howard, I had a priest in High School who got in a boat load of trouble for doing exactly as you suggest. This guy had a lot of stories so I\'m not sure I believed him but it definitely put the idea in my head.'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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		<title>By: radiocynic</title>
		<link>http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23589</link>
		<dc:creator>radiocynic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Admitting my age here,) my first car was a '73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline.  If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me.  Useful while it lasted.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23589','radiocynic'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23589','radiocynic','(Admitting my age here,) my first car was a \'73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline.  If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me.  Useful while it lasted.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Admitting my age here,) my first car was a &#8216;73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline.  If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me.  Useful while it lasted.
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23589','radiocynic'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23589','radiocynic','(Admitting my age here,) my first car was a \'73 Chevy Vega that burned almost as much oil as gasoline.  If anyone was tailgating me, all I had to do was gun the engine and a giant cloud of blue oil smoke would envelope the car behind me.  Useful while it lasted.'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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		<title>By: Spencer</title>
		<link>http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23588</link>
		<dc:creator>Spencer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yesterday I came up with the best idea - a fart machine that you could attach to the back of your car and activate when you someone was tailing you.  Think about how you feel when you're driving behind a garbage truck.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23588','Spencer'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23588','Spencer','Yesterday I came up with the best idea - a fart machine that you could attach to the back of your car and activate when you someone was tailing you.  Think about how you feel when you\'re driving behind a garbage truck.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I came up with the best idea - a fart machine that you could attach to the back of your car and activate when you someone was tailing you.  Think about how you feel when you&#8217;re driving behind a garbage truck.
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		<title>By: howard</title>
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		<dc:creator>howard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've always hoped for a way to activate the brake lights (&lt;em&gt;without&lt;/em&gt; braking) to scare the living daylights out of tailgaters&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23587','howard'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23587','howard','I\'ve always hoped for a way to activate the brake lights (&#60;em&#62;without&#60;\/em&#62; braking) to scare the living daylights out of tailgaters'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always hoped for a way to activate the brake lights (<em>without</em> braking) to scare the living daylights out of tailgaters
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		<title>By: Dr Zibbs</title>
		<link>http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23586</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr Zibbs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 16:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find that having  a bag of garbage to toss out the window is always helpful. But I'm urging you - please be safe. Do not take your hands off of the wheel until your knees are safely in place to handle steering.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23586','Dr Zibbs'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23586','Dr Zibbs','I find that having  a bag of garbage to toss out the window is always helpful. But I\'m urging you - please be safe. Do not take your hands off of the wheel until your knees are safely in place to handle steering.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find that having  a bag of garbage to toss out the window is always helpful. But I&#8217;m urging you - please be safe. Do not take your hands off of the wheel until your knees are safely in place to handle steering.
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		<title>By: Spencer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spencer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just to be clear - I wrote this from the safety of my desk.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23582','Spencer'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23582','Spencer','Just to be clear - I wrote this from the safety of my desk.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just to be clear - I wrote this from the safety of my desk.
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		<title>By: Joe Cotellese</title>
		<link>http://www.iamspencer.com/2008/02/07/to-the-ass-clown-in-the-jetta-behind-me/#comment-23581</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe Cotellese</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just hope you weren't writing this while driving 85 in the left lane!&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23581','Joe Cotellese'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23581','Joe Cotellese','I just hope you weren\'t writing this while driving 85 in the left lane!'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just hope you weren&#8217;t writing this while driving 85 in the left lane!
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		<title>By: Merujo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Merujo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm so glad I'm not the only person who uses a blog to communicate with the schmucktards on the road.

So many dorks behind wheels, so little time...&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('23580','Merujo'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('23580','Merujo','I\'m so glad I\'m not the only person who uses a blog to communicate with the schmucktards on the road.\r\n\r\nSo many dorks behind wheels, so little time...'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so glad I&#8217;m not the only person who uses a blog to communicate with the schmucktards on the road.</p>
<p>So many dorks behind wheels, so little time&#8230;
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