Give Paris’ daughter some advice

I see how Paris Hilton’s life and recent prison stay has provided her with perspective and wisdom that she wishes to pass onto a daughter one day. “When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her,” said Hilton.

I’m kind of wondering what advice Paris might have to offer. Here’s a couple of ideas:

  • Panties aren’t just for after Labor Day – you can wear them all year round.
  • Porn can be a way out of Beverly Hills.

Share your advice by commenting.

3 thoughts on “Give Paris’ daughter some advice

  1. “No, sweetie, you’ll never be as hot as mommy.”

    “Nicole Ritchie is a complete bitch! Don’t ever, ever, EVER have a threesome with her.”

    “If you get fat, I’ll kill you.”

    “Righty tighty, lefty loosey.”

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