Give Paris’ daughter some advice

I see how Paris Hilton’s life and recent prison stay has provided her with perspective and wisdom that she wishes to pass onto a daughter one day. “When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her,” said Hilton.

I’m kind of wondering what advice Paris might have to offer. Here’s a couple of ideas:

  • Panties aren’t just for after Labor Day – you can wear them all year round.
  • Porn can be a way out of Beverly Hills.

Share your advice by commenting.

  • Cyn

    “Judges can be, like, so MEAN…”

  • Cyn

    “Money can’t buy you brains — but it can buy you some really, really cute shoes — so, ya know, who cares?”

  • grace

    “No, sweetie, you’ll never be as hot as mommy.”

    “Nicole Ritchie is a complete bitch! Don’t ever, ever, EVER have a threesome with her.”

    “If you get fat, I’ll kill you.”

    “Righty tighty, lefty loosey.”