Give Paris’ daughter some advice

12Jul2007 Filed under: humor Author: Spencer

I see how Paris Hilton’s life and recent prison stay has provided her with perspective and wisdom that she wishes to pass onto a daughter one day. “When I have a daughter I have a lot of good advice for her,” said Hilton.

I’m kind of wondering what advice Paris might have to offer. Here’s a couple of ideas:

Panties aren’t just for after Labor Day - you can wear them all year round.
Porn can be a way out of Beverly Hills.

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3 Responses to “Give Paris’ daughter some advice”

Cyn
July 12th, 2007 at 8:28 am

“Judges can be, like, so MEAN…”
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Cyn
July 12th, 2007 at 8:47 am

“Money can’t buy you brains — but it can buy you some really, really cute shoes — so, ya know, who cares?”
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grace
July 12th, 2007 at 9:38 am

“No, sweetie, you’ll never be as hot as mommy.”

“Nicole Ritchie is a complete bitch! Don’t ever, ever, EVER have a threesome with her.”

“If you get fat, I’ll kill you.”

“Righty tighty, lefty loosey.”
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