You have to be able to laugh at yourself.
Yesterday I was in a conference call in a co-worker’s office. Just me and him. About an hour into the call it happened – I farted. Passed gas if you like that better. I had been holding it in the entire hour and finally at the 59 minute mark, it just came out. Now mind you, I never do that in front of other people – I just don’t like to.
So what do you do? This one was a SBD. I prayed and prayed there’d be no smell – and there it was; In a closed office. Thank god it wasn’t my boss or someone who would have said something. He remained silent – I opened the door. I left a few minutes later with my tail between my legs.
If you have a sense of humor, share your embarrassing story.