If seasons one through five weren’t enough, I thought I’d come up with 24 more reasons why you should be watching the best show on television starting this Sunday with a two night, four hour premier. So here they are:
- Jack Bauer will kick your skinny/fat/scary ass if you don’t
- Gregory Itzin and Jean Smart reprise their Emmy nominated roles as President and First Lady Logan. Of course this season Itzin plays the former President which leads me to #3
- Six seasons – five Presidents. If only we had this kind of turnover in real life
- Bitchtastic and creepy hot Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe
- Stuff done blowed up – a lot!
- One hour of sex – one hour of 24 – both leave you winded, needing a shower, and wanting more
- I don’t care who you are – anyone can die at anytime (except for Jack of course, and…)
- Curtis – I’ve been on the Curtis death watch for 2 years now – and he’s almost as kickass as Jack is
- No hiatus – an episode every week until the 24th hour
- Yes – Jack does save the world every season – and yet it never gets old
- The unavoidable appearance of 80′s stars gone missing – from Lou Diamond Phillips to Peter Weller – someone stops by every year. Can we get Molly Ringwald this year?
- 24 hours – Jack gets zero bathroom breaks
- Don’t like the character? More than likely Jack will take care of them by season end
- Any phone Jack is using – a smart phone
- 124 hours in and still waiting for a bad hour
- Don’t turn your back on the First Lady. She always kicks ass.
- An hour of 24 – followed by an hour of Heroes makes for the best night on TV
- Kiefer’s sexy bedroom voice
- Jack Bauer in Baghdad – cleared up in 24 hours!
- Torture – not only legal, but welcome
- Even the IT chick kills bad guys
- Finally a reason to look forward to Mondays
- The shortest theme song on TV is the most effective theme song on TV
- If you haven’t watched any of the previous seasons – no worries – every day’s a new day
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