My London Bridge is better than yours

It’s been a lazy Friday – and at lunch what did my co-workers and I talk about? Fergie’s song London Bridge. Haven’t heard it? It’s destined to go down in the annals of lyric writing with Milkshake. Here are the inspired lyrics:

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don’t be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I’m Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I’m such a lady but I’m dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don’t give a fuck
So here we go!

Chorus (x2)
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London want you to go down
Like London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn’t wear these shoes
It’s like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I’m gonna get up out my face (oh, shit)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lïps make you want to have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass

Fergie Pees Her Pants.jpg

Oh Fergie – you make me pee my pants. What you too? Good times. Good times.


  • Howard

    Hey! I love “Milkshake”. It brought me to the yard.

    And WTF is with that picture. Her London Bridge fell into the Thames, didn’t it?

  • grace

    Pee stains are the new black.

  • Howard

    LOL! Damn! I wish I had thought of that line! Nice one, Grace.

  • Jessica

    I really hate that song. She sounds exactly like Missy Elliot when she raps in it. I like Missy but I don’t expert Fergie Ferg to sound like her.

  • Scarlet

    She does sound like Missy Elliot, it’s weird.

    I didn’t get the sexual innuendos until just now, haha.

  • Lindsey

    Great… i have the song stuck in my head…

  • Georgie

    just SINGING about drinking causes peed pants. This is why i don't drink…..

  • joseph

    It gives ''Glamourous'' a new name.

  • Zoggie

    I dunno hey, I regularly put me beer between my legs and every time I hit something my pants end up looking like that. Might just be harmless beer….