George Bush joke of the day

(George Bush joke – kind of redundant isn’t it?)

ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE Who says a pilot isn’t in control

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force
One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, “You
know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make
somebody very happy.”

The Vice President shrugs and says, “Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, “Well, then, I could
throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, “Such arrogant asses
back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and
make 56 million people really happy.”

  • Abishag

    I went to see Broken Social Scene last night and drank too many beers. Not feeling so good right now…but this joke made me laugh out loud. Ouch!

  • suze

    awwwwww…heeheehee… it would make more than 56 million happy. there’s about 20 million of use up here that would cheer too… ;)